Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the animal, causing some nervoussnickers. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.

• We don't know why Trump
• deliberately went there
• people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.

• MAGA!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!

You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a cage full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was more info his idea.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.